The Taco Inspector - The Review

5 Sombreros - The Perfect Taco
You need to franchise your restaurant worldwide because
your tacos are absolutely amazing! I love you.

4 Sombreros - Excellent Tacos
Almost perfect. Tasty in every way. No mistakes. Well done!
3 Sombreros - Good Tacos
Above average. Flavorful. Not mad at ya.

2 Sombreros - Poor Tacos
Below average, definitely needs improvement. May lack flavor and/or contain burnt pieces of carne asada.

1 Sombrero - F*cked Up Tacos
Close your restaurant or I might burn it down.